Recipe

 Love - 1 Femur of animal of choice you get love. 1 right hippo eyeball 1 monkey toenail left foot.

cook 2 day under mud brick. Rub on knee you love has you.

Power - femur of elephant. big badda boom. shave femur. put in pot with crackodile femur. stir for 3 hour. add nose of lizard. keep stir. add kiwi add kelp add dung beetle dung. soak feet for 1 hour. clean feet and power now have you.

Femur stone soup - put femur in pot - boil all day. add stone. boil all day still. eat soup. you now chef.

There are many uses for the femur. There are thigh soup stone. The thigh of a dose of love. The thigh of a dose of energy. Here is the recipe for 2 or 3 for the purchase of a new hip.